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Condiment Dispensing and Fingers Up Your Butt - Probably some of the worst ideas we've presented so far. In fact, the ratings on these ones are the lowest we've had so far and there's very little to get excited about. But fuck it's a funny episode!

Modern-day Trends and Assisted Recycling - Fads may come and go, but some things are never forgotten. This week we take liberty and culturally appropriate traditional dress for the modern day. Jackas helps us avoid any confusion regarding what to recycle by introducing a morning treat.

Personal Assistants and Simple Cooking - You grab the keys, leave the house and head out for an afternoon of fun. When you get back your house has been mysteriously cleaned by persons unknown, nor seen nor heard. Sound good? Well listen in for Jackas' idea for your new personal assistants. Larko pitches his new TV show and convinces us there's a market for simple cooking and for those seeking effeciency in the kitchen.

Unusual Instruments and Larko Seminars - Larko talks us through his idea for OCD seminars and personal advice. We also chat about unusual instruments found in songs and push to increase their popularity for the greater good of Rock n Roll.

Pensioner Reality TV, Smart Phone Viewing and Hangovers - We welcome our 2nd guest on the podcast and shortly after the condiment exchange we're blowm away by the sheer brilliance of his idea, which leaves us wondering "why hasn't anyone done THAT yet?" Jackas and Larko's ideas pale in comparison and are barely worth mentioning.

Racey Domains and Mould Delivery - For those discerning adults looking for an ideal Christmas gift have a listen to Larko's game idea (which he stole from Jackas). Plus, if you love mould and wish it was home delivered then subscribe to Jackas' new club!

Time-off, Side Dishes and Pedicures - If you need some time off from the kids or just crave some guaranteed "me time" without disruption then this episode is for you. Larko also presents his latest franchise restaurant concept with an ad campaign straight out of a Carry On film.

Butter Distribution and Social Regulation - You love butter, we love butter, everyone (except vegans and the lactose intollerant) loves butter. We solve all your annoyances when it comes to spreading said butter. Oh, and Jackas works out a way to punish people in public places.

Average Olympics and COVID Stuff - Ever wondered how you'd fair in an Olympic event against the best in the world? Question no more because have we got an idea just for you. Struggling with fogged up glasses whilst wearing your COVID mask. Guess what? Here, make this is all over it folks!

Offensive Songs and Public Venting - Looking for all those songs that have been edited or cancelled because they were too offensive for contemporary listening? Join us on our new radio station! Meanwhile...it happens to all of us at some point in time. Pent up frastrations boil over into words and actions which we later regret. We explore some solutions for venting in public to avoid these sitatuions.

The Line Trimmer Vent and Remote Legal Advice - Do you have a frustration with an existing product? "Just Fix That" is the new segment just for you. We take an opportunity to vent on an existing product which simply doesn't work amd beg others to just fix it. We also explore standing up for your rights and ensuring you have remote legal advice.

Poo Efficiencies and Bacon Observation - It only took two weeks but we're back into the toilet again folks! Jackas takes us through very specific toilet procedures and helping the blind. You can also fulfill your "anywhere, anytime" bacon cravings without needing to actually cook it yourself.

Moving Furniture and Alcoholic Breakfasts - Ever needed to get drunk at 7am? All out of hard liquor? Then stock up on our latest breakfast creation! Larko also returns to domestic duties and the mess our pets leave about the house. Reducing vacuuming effort is the focus this week. Would you like to know more?

Here, Make This: The Oscars Special - For those of you missing the Oscars this year, this episode is just for you. We present ideas for films we'd like to see and cover off award categories that should exist. We've also thrown in a few trailer for flicks we'd like to see!

Cheesey Bready Goodness and Making Friends - How do you make friends as you get older? Here's an idea just to find short-term friends in your local area. For those with a hankering fora good pizza we've found the convinient solution for DIY at home.

Weight Loss via Insults and Waking Up - There's nothing like an insult to motivate you and a shower to wake you up. In this episode we nail both these topics and produce a couple of ripping ideas for those of us carrying a few pounds and those who struggle to get moving in the morning.

Ultra-Lazy Ordering and Sweaty Pits - We endure a sweaty night of recording in the garage. Jackas produces a timely yet immaginative idea for using more deodorant and starting your day on a high. Larko sits back, relaxes and produces an incredible idea to reduce his domestic duties. We also get an update from Larko on the socials and our listener feedback.

Bugs, Reality TV and Game Shows - We celebrate our first podcast guest with a traditional “condiment exchange” and a bumper episode covering creepy crawlies, reality TV and game shows for the disadvantaged

Free Gardening and Cop Comedy - Once again, and without any pre-planning, Larko and Jackas manage to come up with two ideas with a common theme: Law and Order. We explore how cops could entertain the public and how criminals could give back to their communities.

Toilet Emergencies and Sport Rules - Jackas takes us through how to flagrantly violate the established rules of soccer for strategic advantage. Larko turns his sights to toilet emergencies and how best to maintain your position whilst releiving yourself.

Here, Make This: Foodies Special - In this episode we tuck into some delicious ideas for new food products. One for the carnivores and one for you chocolate lovers. Sit back, grab yourself a snack and tune into the Here, Make This…Foodies Special.

Seeing, Well-being and Peeing - In this episode we return to the topic of “shoes” and debate the value of a pair to address viewing at concerts and events in large crowds. Jackas solves world-wide energy issues whilst standing at a public urinal and peeing against a wall.

Communicating and the Strippers - In this episode Larko tackles road rage and improving commuter communications. Jackas takes a close look at exotic dancers and solving a potential issue in an increasingly cashless society. We’ve also been to an auction to purchase a very special robot to assist with the podcast!

Comfort-for-all and Online Shopping - In this episode Larko focuses entirely on his own well-being and comfort. Jackas seeks to solve one of his biggest annoyances and address why most of us avoid some forms of online shopping.

Downscaling, Condiments and Charities - In this episode Larko solves his personal condiment logitics whilst on-the-go and Jackas proposes the every-person charity event for those of us who prefer to take it easy.

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